Finally, truly responsible parenting!

Here is the actual text of a classified ad that was placed in the Des Moines Register:

OLDS 1999 Intrigue. Totally uncool parents who obviously don't love teenage son, selling his car. Only driven for three weeks before snoopy mom who needs to get a life found booze under front seat. $3,700/offer. Call meanest mom on the planet.

Mom might not have won any points with her son, but she's got my vote for responsible parent of the year! Read more in the Washington Post.

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Happy Birthday emperor_fool!