A groundskeeper was making his rounds in a cemetery one day, when he heard a small, sobbing voice say "Why did you have to die?" The groundskeeper looks around, but he doesn't see anybody. Again, the voice says "Why did you have to die?" Curious, the groundskeeper walks in the direction of the voice. "Why did you have to die?" Finally, the groundskeeper finds a frail old man on his knees in front of a gravestone. "Why did you have to die?" The man is distraught. Unable to read the stone, the groundskeeper asks "Was that your wife?"
"No. Why did you have to die?"
"Was it you mother?"
"No. Why did you have to die?"
"So, who was it?"
"My wife's first husband! Why did you have to die?"
"No. Why did you have to die?"
"Was it you mother?"
"No. Why did you have to die?"
"So, who was it?"
"My wife's first husband! Why did you have to die?"
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