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May. 26th, 2006

Just for fun

May. 26th, 2006 11:17 am
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A groundskeeper was making his rounds in a cemetery one day, when he heard a small, sobbing voice say "Why did you have to die?" The groundskeeper looks around, but he doesn't see anybody. Again, the voice says "Why did you have to die?" Curious, the groundskeeper walks in the direction of the voice. "Why did you have to die?" Finally, the groundskeeper finds a frail old man on his knees in front of a gravestone. "Why did you have to die?" The man is distraught. Unable to read the stone, the groundskeeper asks "Was that your wife?"

"No. Why did you have to die?"

"Was it you mother?"

"No. Why did you have to die?"

"So, who was it?"

"My wife's first husband! Why did you have to die?"


Brainy Kid



In high school, you were acing AP classes or hanging out in the computer lab.



You may have been a bit of a geek back then, but now you're a total success!

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Oh dear!

May. 26th, 2006 06:15 pm
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Lifted from [livejournal.com profile] lizmopuddy.



You Are Bert



Extremely serious and a little eccentric, people find you loveable - even if you don't love them!



You are usually feeling: Logical - you rarely let your emotions rule you



You are famous for: Being smart, a total neat freak, and maybe just a little evil



How you life your life: With passion, even if your odd passions (like bottle caps and pigeons) are baffling to others

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