Can someone buy me a chauffeur's uniform?

Oy! What a day. Two daughters, three parties. The first was a Halloween party at Noon, with both girls invited. That party ended at 3pm, and our older daughter had a birthday party at 3:30. At the same time, the whole family was invited to another Halloween/Birthday party. My wife and I dropped the girls at the first party, and went out for a quiet lunch. Went we got home from that, I started a fire in the wood stove, so that there would be some hot coals when we got home later. After picking the girls up from the first party, we dropped our older daughter at her birthday party, and headed to the other party with our younger daughter. They had a nice selection of food, and I pigged out a bit while visiting with the other parents. At 5:30, I went to pick up our older daughter, and headed back to the final party. When we got there, the party was beginning to wind down, so it wasn't much later when we headed home. I think the girls had a good day, and my wife and I even got a couple of hours of one-on-one time. Not a bad day, I guess.

Now its time to stoke up the wood stove for the night, and set all the clocks back an hour before I go to bed.