Lots of turkeys in the news today

First, there's this:
ANETA, N.D. (AP) — A wild turkey flock may be crazy for moving to this town, which claims it holds the world's largest turkey barbecue each summer.

( story #1 )

Then, this:
WHITTIER, Iowa (AP) — A wild turkey who lived life in the fast lane near this eastern Iowa town has died doing what he did best — chasing cars.

( story #2 )

And last, but by no means least:
Turkey Terrorizes State Troopers (Friday, February 25, 2005) FOXNews

It was a brief but glorious run along an Ohio highway for one ornery turkey.

( story #3 )