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Yesterday, Krispy Kreme introduced a new product, a whole wheat doughnut. The company is calling it an alternative for health-conscious customers. Say what? Who're they trying to kid? I like doughnuts as much as anyone (especially a hot Krispy Kreme glazed doughnut...), but I'd be deluding myself if I thought switching to the whole wheat version would be a significant improvement in my diet.
[via The Washington Post]
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Oh, it's a HEALTH food! In fact, I can't afford NOT to eat a Krispy Kreme whole-wheat doughnut! My poor arteries demand the fiber-filled goodness of a whole-wheat Krispy Kreme!
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Seriously -- who are they fooling?!
(the same people who buy low tar ciggies, I suppose)
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And everyone knows whole wheat flour will cancel the effects of the fat and the sugar. Right? Right??
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